HSBC online business banking
HSBC online business banking: It seems to work OK as long as you need absolutely no need to communicate with a human being at any time for any reason. Then it's absolutely, totally, completely useless.
I tried to transfer £5000 to an ISA at another bank. It all seemed to work OK and the transaction was "confirmed". The next day though the statement showed the amount was transferred out to the correct bank and ISA as requested. And then, for no apparent reason, transferred right back into my HSBC account.
I tried the "online chat" but this, it appears is run by an AI (Artificial Idiot? Artificial Ignorance?) and was absolutely useless as it is only programmed for a handful of scenarios, but not mine.
So I try to phone. After entering numerous numbers via the handset, all of which on past experience they ask you again if you ever get to speak to someone I then get continuous dreary music followed by the usual message that "your call is important to us" "all agents are busy" "we're experiencing higher call volumes than usual" etc etc.
I've now been holding for 31 minutes, during which I've had time to write this review and hear the same message probably in excess of 50 times. The initial recorded message, 33 minutes ago now, said they would keep my place in the queue and would call me back, but at no time did it say how this could happen, so it never did.
I would move to another bank now but it's so much hassle to set up a business account these days that I guess I just have to put up with this excuse for a service. Totally shameful.
Here's an interesting clip from a quick internet search: Despite the overall bonus cuts for staff, HSBC Chief Executive Noel Quinn saw his pay package jump 14% to 5.6 million pounds ($6.7 million), from 4.9 million pounds the prior year. Once long-term incentive awards are included, Quinn's total pay could reach 10.5 million pounds, the bank said.
Well done Mr Quinn!
Now at 33 minutes and 49 seconds I give up and will hang up. I've just worked out that Mr Quinn would have earned around £1200 in that time!!
April 12, 2023
Unprompted review