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Once you see it, you can't unsee it. They put you in the perfect positions to not be able to call after losing 100 hands in a row... then you have to watch that hand be a big hand you would've won.

THEN, as soon as you play any hand, you get crushed. KQ vs AK both hit King. AK vs AQ they flop a queen with a boardwalk draw so you put in the rest of your chips (low stacked).

Pocket pairs win less than 5% of the time no matter AA-QQ or lower. No sets unless it's a limped in hand with no value. No hand wins unless it's limped in.

1% runner runners over and over and insane positions/hands designed to fool you into losing your entire stack like villain Q2s on the big blind calling a 10BB raise and flopped Q2 vs your AKs Ace.

When you do the math, you'll realize your chance of winning a big hand/flip is less than 6%, so long term there is no way to win unless you sit down at a table with a player who is tilted and punting their stack on purpose, which is extremely rare.

And the players who punt their stacks will be protected vs skilled players because they make thousands of dollars off of the fish while barely making any money if any off of sharks.

Open a maps app and look up the location of Malta Gaming 'Authority' and Global Poker. Both located on remote islands right off the shorelines of AFRICA. NIGERIAN PRINCE SCAM VIA POKER/CASINO.

I'm sitting in a tourney right now that I spent 3 hours qualifying for, where you basically are guaranteed $100 if you place. But... I'm 50 hands in without a SINGLE PLAYABLE HAND.

Literally blinded out of a deep stack tournament, which is unheard of in Poker.

Another tournament right before this, I was near the bubble, with 7x the stack, SEVEN TIMES the stack of one of the fish behind me. What happened? He was down to literally less than a big blind and hit 3 full houses, 3 straights, and at least 2 flushes I saw. Back to back to back. Since I did the math and the chance of him winning that many hands (and other people below my placing) I estimated it was a one in roughly 80,000-100,000 chance that if I checked/folded that I wouldn't hit the bubble. Then I had to watch as these two shortstacks hit 1% runner runners over and over and over. I got 10's and two of the tighest players at the final table both went allin, so I folded my 10's to hit the bubble. Full house! Missed my full house.

Want to know how that run ended? QUEENS on the big blind with an early raise. I already knew. You know as well. He puts me all-in for the tiny bit more I have, it's an obvious call, he turns over none other than AA. So unbelievably rigged. Keep in mind this happens almost every tournament you will play in. The other ones you will be out much earlier. It's designed like this so you get frustrated that you were 'so close' and deposit.

They recently got banned in a TON of US states and Canada, so they are scamming and promoting 'frustrating' freeroll loss tournaments to try to get any fools to spend lots of money on their site to please shareholders by scamming as much as they can.

You know it's really really bad when Canada bans you. The bribes weren't good enough which means the money isn't coming in which means they need to superscam their regulars.

Insanely nasty scam every time. Magically got insanely lucky after playing a 6 hour miracle session and cashed out $50.

Today while playing, LITERALLY EVERY HAND is a 1 outter for the opponent, with every hand perfectly set up. Some guy went from $2 to $50 at just this table and he's gone all in every single hand with trash. He magically turns over the nuts every single hand.

NEVER seen them before, and they have a blatantly obvious name generated name 'GoldCard'. I'd rather they just alert me with a popup 'hey we are stealing your money today, buy in now!' rather than have this guy win 99 out of 100 flips he's been in. It's mathematically impossible.

They are using this housebot with other housebots at the table to try to bait all the 'real' players, all 3 of us at a 9 top, to join in the all-in and get scammed.

ONLY USE FREE MONEY ON THESE SITES. You will lose every penny and cash out once out of 300 sessions.

The nastiest Poker scam site ever. Playing over 1,000 hands today, each hand has been a total bait hand where as soon as my exact cards have some draw, the housebot opponent in the position next to me magically knows.

I've won literally 2 big blinds out of 1,000 hands, which no matter what the 'variance' is, is mathematically impossible. Got Queens? Whole table folds. Got AA? Cracked or split pot.

Any time you get a big hand on here, it will be snap folds around the table no matter how the hand opened. You are playing with house-bots that are 3rd party owned by Global off the shores of Africa.

BANNED FROM CANADA AND A LOT OF OTHER COUNTRIES FOR RIGGED 'RNG'. The only thing these online casinos are held accountable for his proving they can shuffle the deck randomly once before the cards are dealt. After that shuffle, they can do literally whatever they want, there is no regulation at all!

These poker companies all have their headquarters directly off the shorelines of Africa, in lawless areas where you can pay off or kill whoever you need to to make more money.

Super scam, don't fall for it. Runner runners and 1-4 outters on the river 99% of the time.

Same scam every time. Lose 99% of hands no matter how you play them. Today I went allin on the flop with mid pair and the guy snap calls with 3-8o(one of the worst hands in poker) with his entire stack to catch an 8 on the river vs my 7.

Every other hand the entire night I'd have one card, they'd have the one higher. Not one time was it in reverse.

EVERY single time they needed a gutshot on river, they hit it. 15 times in a row even though a gutshot is an 8% chance! The mathematical chance of this happening is literally impossible.

As I've tried to teach people with every review, online poker has much less traffic than it used to, and those who do play have much less disposable income. This leads the sites to try to frustrate the player as much as possible so they think 'this can never happen again'. "Awww man, full house of Aces runner runner vs my flopped full house, for the 5th time in a row, with no times where it happens for me in reverse... I better deposit and try again.

TLDR: They give you literally no chance to win when it matters, their method of extracting money from players is to attempt to super tilt the player so they get emotional and don't remember they just lost 20 buyins with 80% winning hands. (I only play free money, but if you play with real money you will lose hand after hand after hand).

They are so corrupt, even CANADA banned them completely. They are located off Africa's shoreline and answer to nobody legally.

Same thing every single time. You'll have these houseplayers with names no human being makes like LateTurkey20509 and JamaicanCook90122 completely dominated in range and bet sizings, and they will 100% of the time turn over the exact cards to beat you over and over.

They will 'let you' win a small hand or possibly even double up once every day but that's after losing countless buyings or if you are skilled, realizing the scam and having to fold hand after hand after hand after they hit magically 1% runner runners.

Any time you hit any type of premium pair, they turn over 3 of a kind or runner runner straight flush full house.

It should raise alarm bells to anyone with moderate intelligence that this 'global' site can afford to give out $3-8 of free money each week, per account.

The nail in the coffin for it being a scam should be the fact that if you mail in envelopes they give you 'free money'. You can mail in all the envelopes you want, and you will just lose 100 hands in a row until it is all gone.

They don't allow long term hand history because they know that every spender will eventually look at their history and say 'Wait, my AA/KK/QQ are winning less than 15% of the time in showdowns and getting cracked 80% of the time?'. The odds for those hands are supposed to be the EXACT OPPOSITE of that.

If you do manage to get AA/KK/QQ, prepare for some new player at the table who literally just sat down to early raise you, and if you 3 bet with your Queens or Kings they will put you all in. "Sweet, the fish is all in with me". Nah, the African Island located scam that is Global Poker just put a houseplayer/housebot in the game so you have no info on the player, so they can take your money.

So you call the all-in, they either turn over AA or some goofy hand that even a drunk drugged out Whale would never allin with. My most recent AA crack was some guy who played tight all night, and magically when I had AA they snap all-inned me... with 72s. This guy was playing 10% of hands for hours, and just magically snap allins 72s out of position. Runner runner full house 7's and 2's.

For those who don't know the odds of that, it's one in millions for me to get the AA, them to have 72s, and to hit that. Also the odds that the player just got to the table and was in the perfect position to make that play.

Do yourself a favor and realize no legitimate company is going to give away money for free without a good reason. They know the $3-8 free money they give out every week cannot be withdrawn until you play through that much at tables. And any skilled player is going to have a 90-99% handicap on the site, losing 90-99% of big hands that matter, to prevent them from cashing out.

Just trust your gut. Find a new hobby. ONLY play the promotional funds and leave immediately after you lose it. Once or twice a year you might be able to grind that money to a cashout, but that's hundreds and hundreds of combined hours played. Less than a few pennies an hour profit long term.

Same patterns over and over. Your 32% chance to hit an open ended straight is reduced to 3.2%. Premium pairs cracked over and over unless you full all in on preflop and they fold.

45-50% flush draws are 5% at best. You'll win one major hand and then lose 15 major ones you have to fold in a row.

If you played well, you used to be able to cash out every other day if not more frequently. Now, no matter how I play, it's a cashout every 3 months AT BEST.

But don't you worry, when you actually fold a hand you're supposed to fold, they will make sure to runner runner the board so you can see you missing the ONLY hand you would've won in 5 hours.

Completely rigged site, I've played here for years. Guys with 15% hands played will snap 2 bet and then call an allin with stuff like 29o. Yes, you heard me right. A 15% housebot named SalmonFish556 snap called my QQ allin with 29o and flopped the 9 and then hit the 2 on the turn. They literally designed the hand so any way I played it, slow or fast, resulted in taking my stack.

Something has changed on the site, which was always rigged, in the past 6months. They used to allow you to hit a few good hands or have your pairs hold a few times per thousands of hands. Still a 5% win rate, but 5% and you could technically outplay a bad fish like that. But now the win rate is closer to 0.5%.

There's no way to ever cash out or grind up when you are winning 1 out of literally 200 showdowns. But don't worry, anytime you fold out of position without equity to call, they will throw down a miracle hand you would've won. Just to bait you into FOMO (Fear of missing out) so next time you call, and miss completely (and instead of giving you the nuts, they will give something like a flush + straight draw 82% winning). And of course, you lose that as well.

This is coming from someone who played Poker for a living for 10 years and has held his own vs some of the top names in WSOP and online.

Once you fully understand that the ONLY thing any online casino/poker site has to prove is that they can shuffle the deck randomly once before dealing the cards. AFTER that shuffle, there's no laws. On Global it literally says in their terms of service they have the right to alter the outcome at any moment. This is how they trap you with your AA getting snap called all-in by a 15% hands played house player/house bot who turns over 4-9o and runner runners a full house repeatedly. Even QQ+ has like a 3% win rate on here.

Runner runner full houses five times in a row. Mirrored hands with them having +1 facecard over me over and over (KQ over KJ, etc). I had Queens flop KKA then A and he had it again.

Eventually I was just like 'F-it' and took my last 3 dollars to Sit'N'Go's for 25 cents each. 12 tables in a row they turned over AA when I had KK, any time I raised with a pair they would hit their face card, runner runner straights and flushes and full houses.

The whole system is clearly designed to make users 'rage', which would induce emotional spending, thinking they just got really really unlucky. After the 3rd straight flush I've lost to in 2 sessions, we can safely say this African located site is a scam.

Literally every big hand they hit runner runners. You will win less than 5% of hands on here no matter what. Just google their location for the verification sites and their own address, both right off the shores of Africa.

They are even getting banned in a ton of US states recently, which means they aren't willing to send bags of money to the right people... because they barely have any active players anymore.

This review is just for if you think it is in your head, it's not. AA having less than 5% showdown value over 100's of samples is not 'variance', it's rigged. You'll see these hand setups that in regular poker are 1,000 to 1 chances back to back to back until your stack is gone. The rare time you hit something big 19 out of 20 times the house player or bot will snap fold and you get pennies, even if they raised big.

Straight up nasty African Island scam. Even 25 cent Sit'N'Go's have 2-8% rivers happen 18 out of 20 times. There's nothing you can do to protect your hands on this site, the house players they have working whom never have losing sessions for 5+ years now, they will call with the perfect position with the perfect calls to runner runner the hand you can't put them on.

17 out of 18 times I've flopped a set the last times on Global Poker, I've lost the hand. That's like a one in trillions type of chance. It's just not possible.

So many hands where you flop two pair and they turn over AK and turn A river King.

You will turn $20 into $50 and cash out on this site maybe 1 out of 400 sessions. Doesn't matter how you play

There is nothing you can do to win. Same pattern over and over, they allow you to win 1-2 small or medium pots, and then for 100 hands in a row you will miss every draw, flop, overpair, etc.

There's a 'fish' on the site I have labelled as a bot because it will raise almost any hand and then magically turn over the right cards. AQJ of diamonds on the board, I have 10/6s and he turns over K9s. Very first hand at the table, too.

They create an illusion that you can win but in reality you'll be scratching your head wondering what went wrong after 99% of sessions. Table selection doesn't matter because they will do things like 3 of the opposite suit on flop for your drawing hands to shut them down immediately or make opponent immediately fold so there's no way to get value.

ONLY use promotional money, and don't even do that. The whole concept of these overseas illegal sites is to lure you into depositing by making you think it's possible to win.

Do yourself a favor immediately and go on google maps and look up the address Global Poker lists as theirs, and then look up Malta Gaming Authority's address. These are both on Islands off the shoreline of Africa. Why would any legit business do that by choice? It's an African Prince scam via cards.

Every session plays out the exact same. You get to the table, if you don't immediately get busted 3 times in a row to 1 in 500 preflop hands, you will win maybe 1 medium hand, and then go on to lose 50-100 hands in a row. Then they will bust you out with something insane that could never be predicted.

Here's how my last hand played on Global. 84s on Big Blind, guy raises immediately early, 3 other callers for a low price. Obviously I'm going to call to see if I hit the nuts due to implied odds and the small calling price for an early raiser. I flop 84K. Two Pair. He raises, everyone else folds, I reraise to protect. Runner runner FLUSH!

And two of my last sessions ended with me flopping a set with TWO ACES on the board, and them having QUAD ACES.

They do these insane coolers because the data shows that frustrated players who just lost money are the ones who are most likely to spend big. They know if they just let you play normal poker, sharks and above average players would dominate the fish, CASH OUT, and they'd be making 30% or less of what they are making.

Keep in mind there is literally no regulation for gambling sites in 2025. Just turn on your TV, there's gambling ads EVERYWHERE. If one site gets caught cheating, 2 more pop up. That's why they keep these sites on 1995 graphics and simple webpages, because once they get shut down, all they need to do is send Malta Gaming Authority some bribe money and launch a new crappy site.

Insane cooler after insane cooler. 'Tight' bot who folds to all my premium raises magically calls a FULL ALLIN with 95o and hits a runner runner full house.

Next $10 I flop a nuts straight and they runner runner a 5% flush.. but wait... A STRAIGHT FLUSH.

Four straight flushes seen in less than 6 hours of play at 1-2 tables. It's completely rigged. And magically when I was the one to hit the straight flush.. they snap fold.

The site is so rigged the house player even called my big AA raise with 57o and runner runnered 2 pair.

You will never win here, except maybe 1 session out of 400 you might take $20 to $50 and cashout. They don't even hide how rigged it is anymore.

Everything is completely rigged, even 25 cent Sit'N'Gos. If they need to scam you even on slow playing 25 cent tables, you know everything you need to about these sites. If you go on Google Maps you can see the companies that 'verify their integrity' are LITERALLY LOCATED OFF THE SHORES OF AFRICA.

Todays hilarious rig was me playing a 25 Sit'N'Go. Early on I noticed immediately they tried to bait me with a straight draw that would never hit. It didn't hit. After that came a pocket pair. They called and instantly folded. After that, 0 playable hands for 20 hands, followed by a player I already marked as a housebot/player FLOPPING A STRAIGHT FLUSH.

When you see these 1 in 75,000 chances happen over and over every single day, and maybe 1 out of 100 times you are the one with the lucky hand, you realize there's nothing you can do to win. They protect bad players vs you because they want the bad players to give their money to the houseplayers/bots so nobody ever withdraws.

You can even read hundreds of reports of winning players accounts being banned and wiped with goofy excuses.

It's insane how obviously rigged it is. Once in maybe 100 sessions where you start with $20 will you make it to $50 and be able to cash out. Table selection doesn't matter at all- if you select a table full of fish, the fish will simply hit miracle cards over and over.

You can tell it is rigged because of all the blatant setups as well. Like an early raising fish calls your 3 bet with KsKd from the Big Blind. Flop is 1 spade, King of hearts, 10 of Diamonds. You can already see the setup in your mind. "He's going to turn over Jack Queens of spades or diamonds". You raise, he reraises, you can't profitably fold a set of Kings on a board like this so now you have to call this super fish. Whether they hit the Ace, 9, or runner runner flush, is up to the system.

So pocket pairs that are supposed to have a roughly an 60-80% win rate against fish have a 10% win rate if that, so there's really nothing you can do except play EXTREMELY nitty and hope you hit the nuts.

This is how you know it's rigged. To even cash out $50 on a weekend night with perfect table selection, you have to basically play 4-10 hours straight and just check, check, check every single hand until you get a lucky nuts. Your pocket pairs will never hold, and will just get you into trouble. A10/AJ/AQ and especially Ace King will also just get you into trouble. I hit a pair with these hands by the river maybe 5% of the time they are played, which is supposed to be 60%.

When you finally do hit an Ace or King on a dry board, be prepared for an instant reraise from the 'fish' (who is either a new player or a housebot) who has been going all in with bottom pairs all night. Magically they turn over whatever they need to win. If they have 1 pair, the river gives 2. If you have 2 pair, they hit a set. If you have a set they hit a flush. If you have a full house, they have Quads.

My last 2 sessions on Global Poker they finally stole my stack after making me lose 50-100 hands in a row with more than 1 big blind in them. Both times to Quads. I was laughing when I flopped a 9's and Aces full house vs the super loose fish who played every hand. "So they gave me a nuts full house, except if they gave him AA". The reraise comes on the river, nobody is folding a dry board full house of 9's. He turns over Quad Aces to finally take my last $4. Again, this was after dodging MULTIPLE insane coolers including a 3 way allin full house/straight flush/and I flopped a set of Aces with my AK.

The amount of times you get reraised on this site, even heads up, and they turn over the literal miracle cards that make up like 6 hand combinations out of 1300, is insane. For those who don't know the math, for you to have them on a very specific hand with 6 hand combinations for example, is a ONE IN TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN chance. These happen back to back to back. It's mathematically impossible.

Your best bet is to never use real money, just use the promotional money. Never play freerolls, they are rigged to make sure even if you are chip leader, you get crushed before the bubble or maybe get like $0.50 which is nothing considering the tourney will take 1-4 hours.

They've made it impossible to win on their site. Which makes sense if you think about it, how do you think they can 'afford' to give away $3 for free to thousands of people every week. I've played hundreds of tourneys on Global, I've only ever hit money in one. It was a rigged tourney as well. I noticed midway through the tourney every single hand was getting runner runners for me. So I just called every single hand that was decent and all-inned every pair. I won the tourney for $100. One tourney out of hundreds, and I'm pretty sure they only let me 'win' because I had recently spent like $1k on high stakes poker (and lost everything to their bots calling my AA with 23o and KK with 46o- both snap calls. Nobody does that).

100% rigged. Been sitting at a table for 6 hours, two users are winning every single hand, getting up to 3-4x the buyin rather quickly, and then leaving the table.

The site has an algorithm that prevents expert players (sharks) from picking on fish unless the expert is a maniac (going allin all the time generating lots of rake). So once the site detects you are a careful player who bets wisely, like many live poker pros, it handicaps your account by making sure you get far less decent hands. I went 48 hours of play without getting Kings or Aces or even Queens. That's thousands of hands without anything remotely good.

Meanwhile I've been playing elite level poker (I'm a live pro for my career), and I've lost every single hand except 2 out of around 500 played.

Banned from the USA legal company and had to move their operations to Costa Rica. You ever heard of anyone moving to Costa Rica as an upgrade? It's a third world corrupt heap. I know because I've been there.

Bodog, Bovada, Ignition are all the same corrupt company. You can't blame them, really. Online poker is the easiest money possible. They have a formula where you will basically question your own reality. The site knows every little pattern to your play, and a very complex system caters it in a way to make each player feel like they have a shot when they don't. I'm literally AWARE of it, and it still gets to me.

Runner runners happen around 40% of the time on these sites, whereas in live poker the chance of even a runner is 2-5%.

They claim they made the users anonymous to protect players, but the reality is that the anonymity protects the sites bots.

Keep in mind that Phil Ivey played on these sites at mid and high stakes and went bankrupt vs bots and random joes. That's how rigged it is. Imagine Michael Jordan not being able to hit a basket, and a bunch of paid shills saying 'it's his fault'.

As for my own experience. On this site I lost with AA and KK 13 times in a row. Which is less than a 1 in 160 billion chance. For those who don't know, that's essentially impossible. Yet there's thousands of people who have this same type of story. You do the math. Trust your gut.