Review of Global Poker


Rated 1 out of 5 stars

Same scam every time

Same scam every time. Lose 99% of hands no matter how you play them. Today I went allin on the flop with mid pair and the guy snap calls with 3-8o(one of the worst hands in poker) with his entire stack to catch an 8 on the river vs my 7.

Every other hand the entire night I'd have one card, they'd have the one higher. Not one time was it in reverse.

EVERY single time they needed a gutshot on river, they hit it. 15 times in a row even though a gutshot is an 8% chance! The mathematical chance of this happening is literally impossible.

As I've tried to teach people with every review, online poker has much less traffic than it used to, and those who do play have much less disposable income. This leads the sites to try to frustrate the player as much as possible so they think 'this can never happen again'. "Awww man, full house of Aces runner runner vs my flopped full house, for the 5th time in a row, with no times where it happens for me in reverse... I better deposit and try again.

TLDR: They give you literally no chance to win when it matters, their method of extracting money from players is to attempt to super tilt the player so they get emotional and don't remember they just lost 20 buyins with 80% winning hands. (I only play free money, but if you play with real money you will lose hand after hand after hand).

They are so corrupt, even CANADA banned them completely. They are located off Africa's shoreline and answer to nobody legally.

October 5, 2025
Unprompted review