Review of Global Poker


Rated 1 out of 5 stars

Once you see it, nasty scam 6% win rate

Once you see it, you can't unsee it. They put you in the perfect positions to not be able to call after losing 100 hands in a row... then you have to watch that hand be a big hand you would've won.

THEN, as soon as you play any hand, you get crushed. KQ vs AK both hit King. AK vs AQ they flop a queen with a boardwalk draw so you put in the rest of your chips (low stacked).

Pocket pairs win less than 5% of the time no matter AA-QQ or lower. No sets unless it's a limped in hand with no value. No hand wins unless it's limped in.

1% runner runners over and over and insane positions/hands designed to fool you into losing your entire stack like villain Q2s on the big blind calling a 10BB raise and flopped Q2 vs your AKs Ace.

When you do the math, you'll realize your chance of winning a big hand/flip is less than 6%, so long term there is no way to win unless you sit down at a table with a player who is tilted and punting their stack on purpose, which is extremely rare.

And the players who punt their stacks will be protected vs skilled players because they make thousands of dollars off of the fish while barely making any money if any off of sharks.

October 26, 2025
Unprompted review