eBay’s management — what a shining beacon of integrity. Their tireless mission to meddle with sellers and bloat their already obscene profits is, frankly, inspiring. And now, with "Simple Delivery" to add to the circus, they’re really spoiling us. Surely it's about time someone in the UK set up a half-decent seller-owned platform and did the charitable thing: put this poor, deranged creature called eBay out of its obvious suffering.