Karen Thristlewhip

Karen here!

Ugh where would I be without my uggs!
Well honestly, my kids would still want to see me, The PTA moms would appriciate me and my husband wouldnt have left me...

K xx
#uggsforlife #livelaughuggs #onelife,onelove,oneugg

Karen here!

Im FUMING to say the least.

I got my crockpot, as my last one of only 36 years broke. I prepared a meal for after church and its only been cooking for 4 MONTHS! It at least takes 5 to make a devine "Mommas after church meat loaf stew". Obviouly this is personal!
Its an attack of my character, my vuneralbility.

Not a happy momma!!

Love hugs and uggs,
#toosadtodohashtagsxx

Karen here,
So my kids decided that they would move back to Texas to live with my husband and I. To sum up in a short story I come home from Church, roughly about three pm as I help out at the Teen Prayer Club (TPC). I come home and I can already sence that someone is in the house as their is an unusual number of foot prints in the pile of my "Live, Laugh, Prey" door mat. I walk into the lounge of my house and there, sat in the family room on my new suite, My children! We catch-up over a home cooked meatloaf, Yum! I usually prefer to raise my children in a wholesome, clean, Christian, two parent household but unfortunately my husband is on a business trip whith whom I might add, a Devil worshipping temptress off an assistant so you can imagine how suspicious at the minuite! Already by 7pm, thirty mins before cerfew, my kids are telling me how im flipping out and that I had already made them do two hours of bible study today but I purely want to educate.
I go outside for a "glowing Lolliepop" and when I come back my kids are gone!!!
I hop in the Mini-van and drive around town for Hours praying that they will show up untill I see them at Toys-R-us. So annoyed that your damn stores lured my children to it!! Great selection of toys though, Xmas shopping early. Nice parking lot!
Karen XX
#happymomma #covid-19 #trump2020 #happymomma #happykids #lovemylife #minivan #godrocks,goTBC!

Karen here,

Fandabydoesey selection of wholesome Christian books. Kids and I love them.
I’m all about positivity :)! Keep up the good work.
Karen xx
#goingtodollywood #bible #wholesome #lovebooks4life #live,laugh,love

Hey ladies its Karen,

As a member and lover of church I decided to buy 5000 bibles as you know here in Texas we don't do things by halves. Arrived imediately.
Thanks so much
karenxx

Karen again,
Hey so my daughter was showing me how to use my iphone last night and she keeps telling me that i need to update. I do what she says: Setting-general-iphone update and it says that my iphone is up to date at "ios 7.3.7". My daughters is at something like ios 13 and as i only bought my top of the range iphone 3g in 2010, i would expect it to be in its prime and in exellent condition!!
This isnt good enough as my phone is almost brand new. I thought Iphone was meant to be unbeatable quality?.
Not happy Apple, you have let me down.
Karen.
#letawomandown #letmedownwhydontyou? #issamsungthewaytogo? #bringbackthenokia #3310 #karensupset #mommydaughterbondingtime

Karen here,
Its been a minute since ive reviewed anything!
Im here to talk about tiktok, a specific boy from tiktik actually! My daughter is obsessed with this minor who dances shirtless in videos with DISGUSTING songs (none of which taught at sunday school!). I think his name is Noel Brick or something like that, she never silences about him.
My daughter finds his "private second account" and arranges to meet Noel and his freinds. She tells me all about him and his friends. I tell her she cant go but shes already arranged to have him pick her up from our house!!! Apparently he lives in California and as I live i Texas its a bit far to drive.
A week later I arrive home from helping out after church but shes gone and only left a note.
Its three weeks later and shes still gone, im starting to worry slightly.
Not the best situ but ive lost my some in Home Depo before and it was a month before we found him haha!
Love, hugs and Jesus,
Karen Xx
#live,laugh,love #lostinhomedepo #12yo #banticktok #bucketandamopkidzbop #hElpme #church #godrules #biblebeforetiktik

Karen here,
I was rushed on a business trip so I was really stressed.
Had a smoke with one of the employees, Riktash,
nice girl, really interesting
Thanks Macys
Xoxoxo
#smokingkills #dontsmokewithkiddies

Karen here,
I usually like my Mccafe Iced latte like I like my men, thick and brown, but today it was white and skinny!

Not ideal!
Karen x
#notthickenough #skinnyandwhite #mcdonalds #maccafeiced

KFC MORE LIKE KMS!!

Food poisoned Karen here,
Im so upset, I used to love KFC but last night I bit into a raw burger, this is sad because a KFC used to be so nice but now its really let itself down :(. I hope they can fix this and return it to its former self. Just to say, the staff are totally clueless and dont know what they are doing, all they have to do is heat something thats already made up. Its like talking to a wall. they have no training and this needs to be fixed. Tried to be nice in the reveiw but im just so angry.
Ruined my night,
Thanks a lot KFC!
Karen x #badKFC #foodpoisoning #crying #imissthe80s #missingthegoodolddays #okayboomer

IM SICK OF PAYING $300,000 FOR A DUMB KID!

Karen here,
Im honestly sick of the price of medication for my daughters underactive THYROID!!!!
Im a huge Trump supporter but I might have to move to somewhere like Canada or Britian. I could be living in a cottage with free healthcare, ill be a cottager, I love cottaging!!!
CVS, you have made me see the light
Thanks Karen XX

I'VE BEEN TRYNG TO KILL IT FOR YEARS!!

Karen here,
For years and years I have been looking for a way to get rid of our family hamster. Let me give you some exaples, electrocution i've tried, the car i've tried, the river with a sack...i've tried, GASOLINE!!! I'VE TRIED!!! Only last week I decided to buy some cholate from the store after I lost my baby weight of ten years. My friend Kristene (from the PTA) called me on the landline. I got up to answer the call and when I came back Tiddles McGee had eaten my candy bar ARGGGG! I really wanted the chocolate, it was only when I was beating it for eating the chocolate I realised... It was dead!!!
Big success in my books!!
Thanks, my god be with you X
#wallgreens saved my life #loveit #livelaughlove #karenthesoccermom

YOUR CLOTHING SECTION TURNED MY SON GAY!!

Karen here,
So im not gonna mess around. This isn't one of my usual reveiws where I give you some back groud info, im just gonna get to it! THE HALF NAKED MEN ON THE UNDERWEAR PACKETS TURNED MY SON UNHOLY!!!
I will be consulting Reverend McTrader as this isn't what I signed up for! My boy walked into Wallmart to buy underwear and walked out GAY!
Ughhh, the worst part is I hate the reverend, iv'e heard rumors, not the good kind!
Thanks x
#creepyreverend #undies #notwhatiwant #plsgivemysonjesus

ARGGG
Karen here,
Well, I didn't think that you could stippity stoop any lower! One last time I tried to order a decent item. For months I had been looking for an affordale, waterproof thirteen and a half man tent. My children had been staying with family in Maine for new years but decided not to come back as they told me I was insane, well I was flipperty flabberghasted. Anyway my Trevor (who you all know and love!) told me I didn't need eighten pairs of shoes and my white valentino bag to go comping and we only needed a three man tent at most but if there is one thing Karen does not do... travel lightly! So the car was parked in the driveway with a very agitated Trevor in the drives seat. Well I never. When I pushed the kitchen counters and the sofa on the driveway I had never seen him so mad but I NEVER comprimise. Half an hour later we arrived in a forrest, sofa and kitchen in the trunk. Where we put up the tent. We later went for a hike and when we returned a fire had decimated the small woodland we were staying in. Here is where I explain. When the tents description clearly states that the tent could be used in all weathers, I don't expect to return and have my tent bured to the ground with only eightysix metal poles remaining! I expect it to be stood proud among the ruins.
Anyhoo, currenty stranded in a forrest and does anyone know if wish sells cheap good quality car parts.
Regards Karen xx

My husband and I were sadly running out of money after my doctorite at Hardvard (call me doctor Karen!!) and its hard too admit considering we live in a respectable area but... I decided to find a sugardaddy. I met a great guy called Steve, he was seventyeight and tall dark and handsome. He had it all, the money, the house the life but he didn't have love, I decided to change that for him. I facetimed him every night and eventually he decided he wanted to pay our $27,452.83 credit card bill that we got from master card. Little did we know that another person couldnt pay on our account, i mean what? I led an old man, twice my age on for
THREE YEARS!!! thanks alot mastercard, thanks alot.
#oldmen #$27,452.83 #doctorite

This isnt good enough!!

Wish, i thought a cornerstone of business is to satify customers by keeping your products to the highest quality.(I have a business PHD from Yale) Asbesdos in my eyeshadow is just not it. My foundation was tested on elephants and my lipstick was trield on squirrels. DO SQUIRRELS EVEN HAVE LIPS?!?!?!? Ugh did not want to start my day off like this especially as i am participating in a vegan week like the wholesome christian i am.

Well well well, this is unbelievable. alot of my reviews have been deleted and i would just like to know why as they are completely honest and true, i am not inaproprate and i would like to get an answer.

I ORDERED LOBSTER THERMIDOR, NOT CATFISH!!!
Hi guys, my husband and I decided to spice things up, so we used tinder to find an eligable bachelour for our youngest son. One of the younger mothers from the PTA has a homosexual son and she does nothing but brag so my husband and I are trying to find him a partner eventhough he dosen't want one.
Long story short we ordered to meet a young man in a very proffesional job. In the profile picture he was adequete. In real life he looked like a hill billy that had fallen off his horse, was dragged through a bush backwards and dragged along the road. Overall very easy app, just not impressed with my order. #fixthispleasetinder #ordereda10handeda2

I couldn't tell the difference between the adolecent delivery driver and the actuall pizza!

Karen here,

Can't say i'm too impressed with my order!
I ordered my beautiful first born who is now 11, a mystery box for her uprising YouTube channel. Now, I don't have a great grasp of this online world but I do know that sending human remains in the mail is not really legal in my books, let alone acceptable for a eleven year old girl to open on camera!
Not ideal, but I have seen worse. #fingerinthepost #live,laugh,love :)