After waiting 6 months for the winter leaves to be cleaned from the footpath, and the mess left by the pavement repair lot to of course only replace one slab I cleaned the outside up myself.

Just so happened that one of those council wagons that are meant to be doing just my job drove past, and the female passenger shouted nice job. I turned around and said It's a shame that you didn't do It, I only waited 6 months for what you get paid to do and don't.