Parcel picked up from seller in Neu-Elm (DE) and after 3 days it's still in Aschaffenburg (DE) 167 miles down the road. We admire the clarity on the website which shows the lack of progress in minute detail, but that's 56 miles per day: we can cycle faster. On a more entertaining note, it did remind me of Tom Hanks in the Moscow scene of Castaway.