Betty Swallox

Cannot give a zero star review, so they get absolute minimum.

Think on this. Having to give your passport or driving licence just to arrange a blood test! That's the insanity of swiftque - a complete joke of a site.

I'm guessing it's all down to the insane online safety bill brought in by that traitor Starmer. How naive to expect to arrange a simple blood test through your doctor - suppose the GPs want to keep more of their 150k+ salaries, so stuff the patients - they no longer matter as it stops the gp buy another jag!

You then have to take a photo of your passport - good luck if you don't have a passport or a driving licence, good luck if you struggle keeping your hand steady - remember all of this is just to book a simple blood test!

Then you have to wait up to 3 days, just to have the photo rejected, because the AI cannot read characters on a 4k picture!

Then you get a tel num to ring, but because the site was designed by an infinite monkey cell, you are stuck on the phone for over an hour!

As a former software guy for a living, the entire team needs firing. There is NOTHING good about this joke of a site, and I dread to think how much tax payer funds were wasted over this.

ALL of this labour party fault

I booked fast track at security well before my trip. However the airline within days amended the flight, thus invalidating the fast track time. It wasn't very clear the validity time booked (it's 1 hour I now know). The website states time cannot be amended, and no refund possible. This is INACCURATE. It does mean a call to the local rate number, but it can indeed be amended. Due to the misinformation on the website, it loses 1 star rating.

It is impossible to make regular gains as claimed by these people. Think about it. To make 1000% in a month, the stocks have to move 1000%! So either you invest thousands to make hundreds, picking "penny" stocks, or just luck out on a specific stock, it's IMPOSSIBLE!

You can make money buying or selling stocks sure, but take Disney. That lost 50% value in a year. Now you could sell at higher, buy at lower, thus making money, but Disney has been fast moving, and had potential of 50% profits! Thus not a chance these people are genuine. Frankly i'm shocked they are allowed to blatantly lie - thought there were advertising standards