Watts going on (and off)??
This thing is so good, it brings me breakfast in bed every morning and then picks up the phone to call my line manager & tells them that I’m going to be off sick for another month. But, honestly, I don’t think I’ll ever need to go back to work because THIS device in conjunction with those teeny tiny heaters (you know the ones… size of a can of beans, heats an entire block of flats for 5p per year) have revolutionised my life sooooooo much that I never need or desire to leave home. I’m looking forward to this company’s next device, to be released next week. It’s a portable toilet that you strap to the inside of your underpants/knickers and it converts all your human waste into energy for a battery which (1) never runs out and (2) can provide enough power to your new, electric car that it can do a 10000 mile journey on one ‘turbo-dump’ alone. I’ve seen the future… it’s brown coloured and - much like me - is, as they say in gay Paris, “plein de merde”!