ANOTHER AWFUL MOBILE PHONE OPERATOR FROM ITALY!
Ahhh Italy! Coffee, pasta, pizza, ferraris and.....APPALLING MOBILE PHONE OPERATORS! Kena is another awful outfit, quick in signing you in and taking your money, then you get your SIM card and the pain starts...VIDEO IDENTIFICATION THAT DOES NOT WORK! It doesn't work because none of the geniuses at Kena bothered designing a user-friendly multi-platform system, so I had to tweak all my settings on my mobile to see the damn video ID screen in full and be able to operate it. Then, half hour wait. And then, finally, a person showed up on other side! But this person was awfully rude, spitting orders at me, I mean customer service from the Soviet Union, that is where she surely got her 'training'. And then SHE ASKS FOR MY TESSERA SANITARIA! Where upon signing up AND PAYING for my SIM card did it say that I needed that???? So I said I do not have one as I am on a tourist visa, wharf wharf wharf more barking, and then she asked me for my codice fiscale. I say hang on a second I have to reach for it. Literally it was three arm lengths away and when I got back onto screen a nanosecond later this IMB3CILE had me on some sort of hold and never came back. So, after another 15 minutes I called it quits and decided to restart the process. Then, to add insult to injury I get an email saying "your video ID could not be completed, reason: customer forgot documents" Whaddafk??? So here I am, still disconnected from the world thanks to Kena and their amazingly helpful and courteous employees who think I work for them, hang on, they think I am their slave!
This appallingly dysfunctional company not only treats you like a piece of rubbish, a subhuman, but also has safety procedures that would be reasonable if you were instead trying to buy bomb-making components, but are absolutely over the top for a miserable SIM card.
FINALLY, after another half hour of waiting, I got to another operator, thankfully not the first one. This one asks me again for the Tessera Sanitaria, so once again I say I do not have one and where it did say when I contracted and paid for the service that I would need one. No answer, of course. Then she asks for my Codice Fiscale, which I show to her, but in true Italian fashion, she says my Codice Fiscale is not valid because I have a paper version given by the consulate and not the credit card sized type she is accustomed to seeing. Blatant and systematic abuse of power, not good because I say so. Not a 'bear with me for a moment, Sir, I'll check" Nah, that is too difficult! It feels better to say NO. "Oh wow, I just said NO and feels great! I feel empowered! No, no, no" seems to be going through their minds. At that point, smoke was coming out of my ears, another full week wasted and NO phone communications. I asked why did they sign me in and made me pay if they were going to reject my documents and deny me service, no answers. I asked for an immediate refund, which of course is never going to come, thanks God I paid with Paypal and they have my back.
SUMMING UP: Foreigners, forget about Kena. At this stage I am starting to regret not having an Iridium phone even if I am not in Antarctica, nor Everest North Face. I am in the bl00dy middle of Italy but having a SIM card here seems to be more difficult than buying a nuclear warhead.
ZERO STARS!
AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE.
August 16, 2024
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