Review of Global Poker


Rated 1 out of 5 stars

HOUSEBOTS you will never beat

HOUSEBOTS you will never beat. It was always rigged, now is impossible. They changed the algorithm again.

Something changed right around the end of 2025. They removed all their free weekly tournaments over time, and myself and all my poker friends now have extremely decreased consistent winrates. No, this isn't variance. We are talking 9% win rates for 4 months straight with all premium hands. 50+ showdowns with AK/AQs+ preflop where they magically call with a low pair and hold every time or hit a set, even though it should be nearly a flip.

The algorithm used to be if you grinded at the tables you'd always be losing to the housebots but if you called enough hands in position with the fish/regs you could profit. Now they are specifically dealing unfoldable hands to the fish where they will have usually 2 outs that give the nuts and then given their high pair on the river. That's only one aspect, if you open these hands on a poker calculator, you will be seeing one in a million hand positions and hole cards alone, multiplied by absurd runner runner flops that give the exact 2 cards these fish or bots need to win every time. Sure, you'll hit a runner runner too.... every 6 hours. Meanwhile you are folding your strong flops and holdings to telegraphed coolers by the site multiple times per 10 minutes just at one table.

They hide hand history, but if you look it up before the delete it... you can see during your 'variance' time you will literally lose 99/100 hands that have raises in them. As soon as money goes in they take your stack piece by piece.

If you haven't played in a while, they will give you 2-3 decent wins in a row but nothing you can cash out with, followed by drawing dead, every hand getting cracked immediately by runners, and major pocket pairs getting dealt in the perfect position for their housebots to take your stack.

April 1, 2025
Unprompted review