a young couples brutally honest review
been on the site for a year
Male 19 + Female 19 (couple)
90% fakers and time wasters
women on the site dont respond, are actually solo males pretending or are completely deluded and believe they are gods gift because of all the attention from desperate males.
couples - only interested in partner swaps and will not settle for less or anything else.
time wasters or again, just a solo male pretending.
you're lucky to actually filter through and find anybody half decent who isn't deluded or has a god complex, when you do find someone genuine, very highly likely you will agree to meet and then youll be waiting a few hours whilst they give crappy excuses on why they aren't coming and then block you etc.
if you value your s3xual health (like we do)
and want to see proof of a clean STI test (a text message that reveals nothing about you aside from "we tested you for XYZ, your results came back all negative" )
then suddenly that EXTREMELY EAGER person/couple suddenly isn't interested anymore.
99% of men on the site ,whether they are single or in a relationship makes no difference, are all wannabe "bulls" and believe they are s3x gods with a peener that has magic powers and can even turn a lesbian straight because they have "met so many women and they all loved me, you're on here because your girlfriend wants a real man (insert personal insults stemming from self conscious projection)"
the sites code is very old and hasn't been updated since the site released (confirmed by the very few genuine people we've met or spoken to with a longer duration on site )
images are poor quality , cams are even more horrific if they even work or load up.
most people are cheaters or at least wannabe cheaters and try to be invasive on your relationship given the chance, usually cry manipulation or one even said to us when we wouldn't budge on boundaries " so you're just gonna throw it all away with me for control" after we met him twice and we wouldn't budge on our pre disclosed boundaries (agreed and accepted by him).
and also this shouldn't be controversial whatsoever but some of you reading this need to fill out a "butthurt form" if you see a problem with this section.
due to the fact we are a young couple
yes we are full and legal adults by law.
however, when your 20+ years older than us (commonly around 30 years older from our own experience)
you are far too old to be messaging us, we have rejected many and been actively , aggressively persued and harrased by men and couples of these ages with a 30 ish year age gap average.
thats not " fun with a young couple"
that is you harassing us in a predatory manner and you making an attempt at enacting the exact equivalent of p3d0philia whilst staying *just* on the side of legality.
i dont give a flying seagull fart about "legal" when the people you're harassing are young enough to be your grandkids whilst you make comments like "teenage girls little p00sy" amongst much worse things we wont mention here.
if you think differently than us from an outer perspective and think our logic is wrong you should be on a registry with these motherfxck3rs we mentioned!
could keep going on and on all day but at that point you might aswell sign a b4stard newsletter for us.
if you're considering joining the site just ffs take this review into consideration!
expect to be harrased
expect them to be selfish in bed and not have a clue what they're doing
expect them not to be safe and tested
expect them to have zero knowledge on s3xual health (i find myself actually educating people when some of them have 2 braincells to rub together and they ask for advice. id rather help them than be a c×nt to them for not knowing)
lastly, if you have 2 braincells or more and an IQ level higher than the numbers displayed on a digital thermometer at room temperature and decide to join the site and ever need some advice or decide to see if we're a match then our username on fab is 2forone241 , at least you can partially see what you're getting because this is more text than youll probably ever get the chance to read from a fab member (unless its one of the aforementioned persistent harassing "people" with less enjoyable company than a spider hiding behind the toilet whilst your using it, with higher irritation levels than an ingrown p3wbic hair with razor burn around it.
if this review gets approved and made public i hope it sheds some light on the realities of this site and gets a few giggles out of some of you, sometimes you have to laugh or you'll cry!
good luck "salute" 🙋♂️
September 17, 2025
Unprompted review