JustACustomer

As an adult, Toys R Us was the only toy shop I felt comfortable buying Lego in as the industrial warehouse size of some of its locations provided me relief from both the terrible claustrophobia I experience daily and the painful feeling of being unable to experience the halcyon days of being a 6 year old with the future career goal of being a crocodile.

Wetherspoons is the much nicer second home I dont tell my constituents about.

If you're a fan of Uber's other service: 'Drunkenly eating a kebab in a taxi at 4AM with the fresh taste of vomit and regret in your mouth' then this is the takeaway delivery service for you.

If you are wishing to trial the Deliveroo experience before fully commiting, simply ask your local crime syndicate to purchase a Tesco meal deal and attempt to complain when they bring you a half eaten BLT instead of the chicken wrap you asked for.