This is cracking toast, Gromit.
I think I hear the postman coming up the path Gromit. Now be a good dog and see what he has brought us. Yesterday I asked the speedy hens to send me a book. Those hens don’t mess about you know. Within hours I had a message that the book was on the way. And the prices are good too.
What’s that Gromit? The book is here. That’s wonderful. Speedy by name and speedy by nature those hens you know Gromit. Pass the parcel over here Gromit and I will settle down in front of the fire and read this book they have sent me. There’s a good chap. I will let you do the washing up Gromit and then you can do the gardening.
Ah, this is heaven. A comfortable chair, a warm fire and a good book! What’s this? Another email from the speedy hens. They want me to write a Trustpilot review. Oh dear, I suppose I should then. No chance for a rest then Gromit. Gromit, are you there? Gromit? Gromit?