Very possibly the most uncomfortable awful flights I have experienced. This was my first time using Ryanair - and I will have to be absolutely desperate before using them again. Cramped is an understatement - on the return flight, cabin crew who think it's OK to call customers 'mate' and 'boy' (lack of respect!) and toilets locked for almost the entire flight. Fasten Seatbelts light on for almost the entire flight meaning I could not stand up for two minutes to stretch my legs. I was literally (in the proper sense of the word) limping from cramp when I left the plane at Luton,